No one has ever moved up the corporate ladder faster, and talk about falling upwards! Darth Vader fell limbless into a pit of lava and landed right in a cushy gig as Lord of the Galactic Empire. Clearly this is a guy who gets what he wants.

Now Japanese and English learners can acquire his galaxy-controlling gift of gab with the new Star Wars dictionary and phrase book. Let’s take a look at some sample pages.

Of course, the bread and butter of Vader-speak is ordering people around. However, the Lord Vader’s English Phrases section of this dictionary makes sure you know the difference between your ordering phrases and phrases of remonstrance.

Simple orders alone won’t get you far in any organization. You have to learn to persuade people as well as showing initiative yourself, particularly in cases involving rebel scum.

Even simple things like saying “yes” are covered in this tome. Responding affirmatively with a simple “yeah” or “uhuh” might get you as far as eating frogs and smoking a hookah in some dirty palace on Tatooine surrounded by green pig monsters and bikini slaves. However, if you really want to be taken seriously, take the time to say “yes” the right way: with both a subject and a verb.

Vader may be a hardass, but he knows his place in his organization. When the time for brown-nosing is nigh, he is all too quick with a “What is thy bidding, my master?” Knowing this, he also occasionally sprinkles his subordinates with praise when they’re not being colossal disappointments who can’t shoot worth a damn. So next time your intern successfully changes the toner, be sure to say, “You have learned much, young one.”

However, giving kind words all the time will only result in your storm troopers walking all over you. It’s important to remind them every once in a while that you can choke them with your mind, and that we all inexplicably work under a murderous madman who shoots lightning.

The Star Wars edition of The Personal English-Japanese Japanese-English Dictionary (Paasonaru Eiwa-Waei Jiten) comes in two versions: Darth Vader and Stormtrooper. Both are available on Amazon.

It’s a unique and fun language study tool—and at only ¥3,132, you won't even have to control the galaxy to afford it.