If these promotional images are any indication, this ridiculous piece of lazy-wear is the best thing since the invention of the remote control for apathetic people with nowhere to go.

Called “Dame Gi,” which translates as “no-good wear,” this crazy looking zip-up suit claims that it will “ruin men,” although we can’t see why it wouldn’t ruin lazier women just as well. Made of lightweight but warm material, there are plenty of special features that ensure you will never have to leave the comfort of this amazing new invention.

It apparently took three iterations to figure out how to make it toilet compatible.