Ever needed a seat but all you had was a stupid, useless umbrella? Well never again! Just turn this amazing invention upside-down, open it up, sit on down, and prepare to be stared at and asked if you need to be taken to a hospital.

The chair-umbrella is being sold by the Japanese website Thanko, a supplier of numerous other novelty goods such as a vacuum gun for safely capturing bugs and a haz-mat style "pollen blocker" helmet.