To be fair, it’s actually more like Three Instant Ramen Hacks With Eight Afterthoughts, including adding an egg, butter, “American cheese” (known to others in the world as processed cheese), or, uh… peanut butter?

The list gets a little abstract toward the end, but the first three concepts—grilled cheese, pizza and gnocchi—look like legitimate fun. That the how-to sequence is shot and soundtracked like an '80s suspense movie only adds to the ambiance. However, we’re sad to see that RecipesRamen’s preposterously simple ham and cheese ramen sandwich didn’t make the cut.